Strat-O-Matic Report





BOXSCORE: 2004 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2004 Chicago Rastafarians   7/5/2005

  Proctologists      AB  R  H RBI AVG     Rastafarians       AB  R  H RBI AVG
  T.Long LF           3  0  0  0 .314     J.Kendall C         4  0  1  1 .310  
  E.Chavez CF         5  0  0  0 .241     D.Dejesus CF        3  1  1  0 .247  
  J.Vidro 2B          5  1  2  0 .340     M.Bellhorn 3B       3  1  1  2 .295  
A-R.Sanchez 2B        0  0  0  0 .421     J.Thome 1B          2  0  2  0 .256  
  C.Lee DH            4  1  1  1 .241     M.Stairs DH         4  0  0  0 .246  
  J.Wilson SS         4  1  0  0 .254     K.Griffey Jr RF     4  0  0  0 .294  
  B.Surhoff 1B        5  1  2  2 .257     A.Everett SS        3  0  1  0 .275  
  L.Ford RF           3  1  1  0 .278   B-L.Walker PH         1  0  0  0 .346  
  V.Castilla 3B       5  1  2  0 .233     B.Williams LF       3  1  0  0 .225  
  D.Miller C          3  0  1  2 .180     A.Cora 2B           4  0  1  0 .252  
                     -- -- -- ---                            -- -- -- ---      
         Totals      37  6  9  5                 Totals      31  3  7  3

A-Subbed Defensively (2B) For Vidro In 9th Inning
B-Pinch Hit For Everett In 9th Inning

Proctologists... 0 2 0  0 2 0  2 0 0  -  6  9  0
Rastafarians.... 0 0 0  0 0 2  1 0 0  -  3  7  1

Proctologists (31-50)    IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA
J.Thomson WIN(3-9)        5       5   2   2   3   3   1  97   5.98
K.Farnsworth HOLD(8th)    1 2/3   1   1   1   1   1   0  32   7.26
D.Weathers HOLD(4th)      1 1/3   1   0   0   1   0   0  22   9.35
T.Hoffman SAVE(9th)       1       0   0   0   0   1   0  15   3.93
Totals                    9       7   3   3   5   5   1

Rastafarians (50-31)     IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA
R.Harden LOSS(6-3)        6       7   4   4   4   6   1 144   3.78
J.Mesa                    0 2/3   2   2   2   1   0   0  26   4.61
T.Sturtze                 2 1/3   0   0   0   0   1   0  30   3.86
Totals                    9       9   6   6   5   7   1

ATTENDANCE- 44,137 DATE- Tuesday, July 5th 2005 TIME- Day 
T- 3:28
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists:11  Rastafarians: 6
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 3  Rastafarians: 0
ERRORS- M.Bellhorn
DOUBLES- D.Miller(16th), J.Kendall(17th)
HOME RUNS- C.Lee(12th), M.Bellhorn(9th)
STOLEN BASES- J.Wilson(13th), L.Ford(12th)
WALKS- T.Long-2, C.Lee, J.Wilson, D.Miller, D.Dejesus, M.Bellhorn, J.Thome-2,
       B.Williams
HIT BY PITCH- L.Ford-2
STRIKE OUTS- T.Long, E.Chavez, J.Vidro, C.Lee-2, D.Miller-2, D.Dejesus,
             M.Stairs, K.Griffey Jr, L.Walker, A.Cora
GIDP- M.Stairs-2, K.Griffey Jr
BALKS- R.Harden

The Chainsaw Proctologists defeated the Chicago Rastafarians by a score of 6
to 3 at Minute Maid Field.

Chicago never recovered after Chainsaw took the lead in the top of the 2nd
inning scoring 2 runners on 3 hits.  Chainsaw had a total of 9 hits for the
game.  

John Thomson(3-9) got credit for the victory, pitching 5 innings and allowing
2 runs. Trevor Hoffman earned his 9th save.  The losing pitcher was Rich
Harden(6-3).  

The Chainsaw ballclub's record now stands at 31-50.  The loss by Chicago
interrupted a nice 8-2 recent run.